Comrade Mike Man condemns supermarket duopoly

441MikeMan is showing increasing class consciousness, say analysts.

He has endorsed Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke for Prime Minister, and come out against estabishment career politicians like Winston Peters and David Seymour.

Seymour is a “science experiment gone wrong,” he said.

“Get off the fucking TV … trying to do disempowering shit.”

Mike Man has also criticised supermarket prices, and reposted social media posts advocating for nationalising the big supermarket chains.

Analysts expect him to lead the chapter of the worker’s revolution in Palmerston North when it hits.

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