The Prime Minister told Labour leader Chris Hipkins to, “cry me a river,” when asked about Minion Rush’s demise.
Christopher Luxon quoted notorious Illumination villain Vector, drawing comparisons to himself.
“AHAHAHAHAHA! Now maybe you’ll think twice before you FREEZE SOMEONE’S HEAD!”
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