DH: Where do you draw influence from?
S: Whatever Claude recommends in the prompt
DH: Is your music meant to sound so dogshit?
S: Yes! We took the worst bit of every trendy Alt band and made one big steaming turd!
DH: When can we expect new music?
S: When my dad pays for more credits on Suno
DH: How do you push out music at such a rapid rate? it is incredible
S: It helps living right next to a Datacentre, the noise keeps me awake so I can grind out music until I fall asleep from exhaustion
DH: Thank you for speaking with us today! Any messages for the fans?
S: I didn’t think we had any fans, just the botted followers
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