The high standards of Christchurch’s nightlife venues has once again reared its ugly head.
Investment Banker Phil Magooch was turned away from an as of yet unidentified nightclub due to ‘Insufficient dress’.
The issue? he was wearing a 3 piece suit, minus the vest
“It was far too warm to wear all of those layers, I’d be sweating like anything if I had worn it” Magooch said.
Fluff has been unable to gain a statement from the nightclub in question.
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