Who would win? Castle26 think they know

Eight per cent of respondents said Benedict ‘Bong’ Ong had the best chance, with 24% backing OUSA President Daniel Leamy.

These were nothing compared to the 59% of respondents putting their faith in 441MikeMan to take it out.

Nine per cent said Bong would “vacate dunners [sic] permanently,” AKA forfeit.

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